This company represents everything america stands for. They are sucessfull, they are rich, they are winners and they don't loose.
They have done more for the american people than almost anyone.
Everybody loves MC-Donalds for a good reason - you know they have the best burgers - man I love this burgers.
You should see them, smell their fatty odor - I tell you - so delicious.
And I tell you - believe me - this company has done more for the american health than - stupid obamacare -
stupid obamacare is a desaster - believe me - it has destroyed lifes - while at the same time
Mc-Donalds has given us jobs and food.
Look at my belly it's a Donalds-Belly you get it? A Donalds Belly haha
For my whole life I'm consuming all there delicious products to keep my belly growing
- look at poor china - all the people are thin there - maybe they have a few fat ones,
but the majority is just thin and poor. I don't care for these stupid china people
I say it like it is - why should I care if people in the world die from hunger -
it's sad I know - but what should I do about it? It's not our problem - I care about
the american belly - I want to make it great again and I'm very succesfull with it.
Look at the numbers the child obesity rates have doubled since looser Obama has left office,
they say it's a bad thing - they say it's unhealthy - I say it's an american success.
Look at my belly, look at my belly - Donald I said to myself - you've a beautifull
belly the best belly -no matter what - it doesn't matter what all these haters say about it.
Yeah I think if I would go to my own beauty contest I would win it no matter what.
And probably they would accuse me that I touched my own belly afterwards.
But honestly I can understand them - who would be able to resist my beautiful belly -
just stupid envious haters.
It's not that my hands are small - it's just that my belly is so large.
Eating one Big-Mac every day is what every proud american patriot should do
- not an apple -
They said to me Donald if you want to stay healthy you need to eat vegtables and all this stuff
- can you believe it? And you know it is all lies - everbody can stay healthy with Mc-Donalds
it has all the nutrions and calories you need - if you want to stay healthy just eat an
Mc-Donald Apple-Pie once in a while and take a zero coke.
MC-Donalds is the american dream come true - large american companies - who tread their
employes and animals totally fair - working together for a better future for america and the world.
For the wealth and our bellys and the health of the world - with brilliant export numbers.
Say it loud - Say it proud - Mc-Donalds is the USA!!!