"All the hobbits and the elf and the dwarf and everyone, they go on this big quest, and they get into mad fights with orcs, and they're having battles, adventures and sh¡t, yeah? Yeah. Well, the whole time they're always saying, "Ahh!" "Won't it be great when we finish this journey, and everything's nice," "and there's no more orcs to fight?" Right. But it seems like fighting orcs and going on adventures is what they like to do. Like, take away all that and they're just no one, really. Like, they don't really wanna throw away the ring, because once they've done that, they've all gotta go home. All the fun's over. The happy ending ain't that happy. Frodo don't get to hang out with his mates anymore. He's just sat around jerking off in the shire thinking about all the funny sh¡t Gimli used to do. You know, actually, I'm not sure I have seen this film. I mean, you get my point, right? Like, even if something seems bad at the time, maybe it wasn't.

Maybe the bad times were actually the good times."