• Hello, hello, is there the reception desk? Who is in charge here? I would like to make a complaint, it’s just a bad joke to take monkeys in to our hut.
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• We are in hut 4 and THERE ARE MONKEYS!!!! I am really afraid of them. They are so insolent, they even have broken the windows and ripped down the curtain rod. One of them is swinging on the lamp. Another one rippes the clock down with its tail.
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• This is no joke and I won’t argue with you. I want to speak your boss.
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• Hello?! We have booked a hut in South Africa, but not in the zoo and the receptionist did not trust me, that there are monkey in our hut.
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• It’s hut 4!
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• Yes, there are mokeys in there. And my mother has got an allergy to animal hair. We are not staying here any longer or could you move us to another hut?
• I don’t think that’s a fair solution. We can’t stay here, even if you carry the monkeys away. The hut is a mess. I’m sure there are vermin in here and even the windows are broken, like I said to your receptionist. You can be sure that we have better things to spend our money on.
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• That sounds much better but what about our holidays. We like to see something of South Africa. What about a safari?
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• That OK. When will you be here?
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• I hope so.
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• Bye!

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