Der Witz lautet folgendermaßen: Two men walk into a bar. One orders H2O. The second one says "I'll have some H2O too" The second men died.
Versteh ich nicht, obwohl ich doch recht gute Englischkenntnisse besitze. Würde mich über eine Erklärung freuen :)
H2O ist normales Wasser... kann man also trinken.
wenn der andere "H2O, too" bestellt, kommt beim Kellner aber H2O2 an.. und das ist Wasserstoffperoxid... hochgiftig und ätzent
Okay, ich versteh den auch nicht ... H2O ist ja Wasser .. aber wie kann man von Wasser sterben? Es sei denn, Er ertrink iwo ..
LOL ok soo erste Kerl, sagt H2O (Wasser Bedeutung)
zweite Typ sagt H20 (zu) wie in H202 (Bedeutung:Wasserstoffperoxid) soo Wasserstoffperoxid ist eine sehr instabile Substanz und hochreaktive .. werde dich töten.
Kann jemand mein Englisch Referat Verbessern?
Könnte jemand mein Referat verbessern? Danke im Vorraus
Walter Elias Disney was born on the 5th December 1901 in Chicago and he died on the 15th December 1966 in Los Angeles. He was an American film producer. He was one of the most honored figures of the 20th Century. Walt Disney was one from five children. His parents were Elias Disney and Flora Call. They had a farm and all children had to help there. But Walt Disney has always been interested in drawing. When he was 14 he had art classes for the first time. After the First World War he started to make promotional films with the character artist Ub Iwerks. With his brother Roy he produced short films named Alice Comedies. Walt Disney mixed actors with animated cartoons. After his first success with the Alice Comedies he went to Los Angeles in the year 1923. Together with Ub Iwerks and his brother he started to put his ideas into cartoons. 1926 Walt Disney stoped drawing and let Ub Iwerks do it. He made Micky Maus in the year 1927 but Walt Disney get the Oscar for it. The title for the first film was “Plane Crazy”. At the same time the first sound film got out and Walt Disney showed his new production the world. To his drawed pictures he added music. 1928 celebrated “Steamboat Willie” in New York premiere. Minni Maus had her first role in this movie. Parallel to the Mickey Mouse films Disney produced the “Silly Symphonies” series, in which he deliberately tried new animation techniques.1934 Donald Duck had his first role in a Silly Symphony film. Walt Disney also invented Goofy, Pluto, Daisy Duck and the three little pigs. 1937 Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs got out and Walt Disney got a Oscar for it. After this movie other feature-length animated films followed till the forties. For example “Pinocchio”, “Fantasia”, “Dumbo” and “Bambi”. These are the greatest classics from Disney till today. “Fantasia” was the first Cartoon with music from composers like Beethoven, Tschaikowski and Strawinsky. “Bambi” was Walt Disneys favourit movie. After the second World War he produced many Adventure Movies like “The Treasure Island” and “20,000 Leagues Under the Sea”. He also made more cartoons like “Cinderella”, “Peter Pan” and “Dornröschen”. Walt Disney also had documentaries which were very successful. The early 50s he was more successful because he used the TV for himself. He had a TV show named “Disneyland” and he was a popular television presenter. One the 17th July 1955 Walt Disney opened the first Disneyland in Anaheim. It´s near Los Angeles. The second opened 1964 in Orlando, Florida. Also in this year the most successful Disney film got out: “Mary Poppins”. This film got five Oscars. The last film Walt Disney worked on it himself was “The Jungle Book” but he died before it was finished. On the 15th December 1966 Walt Disney died after a operation because he had lung cancer. His brother Roy took the Walt Disney Productions. Walt Disney got more than 800 different prizes and awards in his life.
An euch Frauen, und von mir aus auch Männer, wie findet ihr das Parfüm: Dolce & Gabbana The one for men?
Ist das ein Ladykiller?
"everyone deserves a second chance but not for the same mistake" Erklärung?
Ich wollte fragen ob mir einer den genauen Hintergrund erklären könnte: "everyone deserves a second chance but not for the same mistake" Meine Frage ist wie das gemeint ist, denn wenn man jemandem nocheinmal eine Chance gibt dann ist das ja bereits zumindest die zweite Chance für etwas. Ich hoffe ihr wisst wie meine Frage gemeint ist :)
Hilfeeee Englisch referat :)
Nur soo im vorraus ich will nicht das mir jemand die hausübung macht oder soo...
also ich brauche hilfe wegen englisch...hab morgen ein referat über michael jackson....ich habe also einen text geschrieben und wollte fragen wie es soo mit der zeit aussieht...er ist jaa schon gestorben und ich will wissen soll ich jetzt z.b. schreiben
He had three children
He has three children
und daa ist halt was ich bis jetzt habe...
I would like to tell you something about Michael Jackson. I have chosen to talk about him, because I didn’t really like him before but after he died I heard many things about him which are very interesting. Michael Jackson was a 50 year old man who died in the year of 2009. He was a singer and a dancer and because of his music, he was known also as the king of pop. The first time I heard about him was a lot of years ago because my older sister liked his music and I think the first song I heard was Michael Jackson has married two times the first time with the daughter of Elvis Presley and the second time with Deborah Jeanne Rote. He had three children.
bei fehler bitte auch ausbessern...dankee :)
Warum sagt man, man sollte im Gefängnis nie die Seife fallen lassen?
Wäre nett wenn ihr antwortet
Ist dieser englische Text korrekt?
I had a football match on Saturday morning. My friends and I played versus Köln. We played at the pitch from Köln. It was super because we won 3:0. I scored two goals. I liked it because we all played good and fast.our team are now at the second place at the table. All in one it was a very good match.