Bester (seltener) Witz auf Englisch?
Kennt ihr einen richtig lustigen Witz auf Englisch, der aber nicht so geläufig ist?
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
A man came walking up to his grandparent’s house when he noticed his grandfather sitting on the porch, in a rocking chair, with nothing on from the waist down.
„Grandpa, what are you doing?“ he exclaimed. The old man looked off in the distance without answering.
„Grandpa, what are you doing sitting out here with nothing on below the waist?“ he asked again.
The old man slowly looked at him and said,
„Well, last week I sat out here with no shirt on, and I got a stiff neck. This is your grandma’s idea.“