Hey ich geh morgen nach England und ich bräuchten paar jokes kurz un auf englisch so kurze burner halt wie im deutschen zb was is ne frau wo nen vogel gegen die wand wirft ? schlecht zu vögeln ha wa der ...

A man and his wife went to bed one night and the man was getting very frisky and asked his wife if she was in the mood. His wife answered, "Not tonight dear I have a headache." The man replied, "Is that your final answer"? She said, "Yes." He said. "Ok, then, I'd like to phone a friend."
Oder etwas kürzeres:
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? (You need to know how "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?" works . . . )